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Fathers Jokes

My uncle is always unhappy on Father's Day because he never had children to celebrate it with.

"Weren't you happy at home?" I asked him.

He said, "Oh, sure. My wife laughs at everything I do. That's th reason we don't have children."

- Joey Adams

My father taught me about the birds and the bees. He didn't know anything about girls.

- Joey Adams

A Man gets on the train with his son and gives the conductor one ticket. "How old's your kid?" asks the conductor, adn the father says, "He's four years old."

"He looks at least twelve to me," says the conductor, and the father says, "Can I help it if he worries?"

- Robert Benchley